MoJofication

"MoJoFicaTion"- It's not MoJo promoting some place for a vacation, not even getting an invaluable chance with MoJo to vacation, not even writing a poem on MoJo for the contest called "Recitation."

It is something deep, emotional, sensetive, Something that might have to do something with " Incarcination.", but mere thinking about will shoot up your "Palpitation."

The Trip to Egypt has given a new direction to my life. I solemnly swear in the name of MoJo &

all his followers that after him I shall take upon the responsiblity of getting MoJo Mummified!

"MoJoFicaTion" will ensure that He'll be there for the World to see.

The Mummy of MoJo will be called "The gReat daDdy." as He'll be remembered as the BaaP of All doGs" on the sands of TiMe, ForeVer & eVer."

Hail MoJo, Long Live MoJo!

- Just anoTher MoJo Follower

MoJo and The Mocha

MOCHAMOJO
MoJo's charm spreads to Coffee Shops to attract Coffee Lovers. According to our reliable sources; a new Cafe names "MochaMoJo" has opened up in Bandra.

When MoJo was asked if he would enter a litigation against the Cafe, who happen to use his name without his consent. He humbly mentioned "Since I love smelling Coffee, so I don't mind it."

Our reliable source & MoJo follower from Bombay also send us the photo of this Cafe (above) . So next time you happen to cross Bandra and you smell Coffee. . . Remember "MoJo's everywhere!."

Newsdesk, Brand MoJo

MoJo & The Global Slowdown

MoJo increases Liquidity

The Liquidity Crunch arising out of The Global Slowdown had it's own effects even on MoJo.

MoJo stopped Urinating, when he heard about the Liquidity Crunch; so that He does'nt get Dehydrated.

No wonder, He'll be the next Brand Ambasaddor for Economic Times.

Mojo in The Master Card Ad

Mojo & The Master Card Ad

• Luxury Dog House - 8,000 Rs.
• Soft Rug for Mojo to lay upon - 750 Rs.
• Satin Cushions to add Charm - 500 Rs.

But watching him snore cutely on your bed using your cushions & pillows. . . . . PRICELESS!

There are somethings Money can't buy. . . . For everything else, There's Master Card. . . .

"The Baap of all Love stories" Continues. . .

MoJo ne kiya Tommy Ka challenge swikaar

Aur pahuccha Jenny Ke dwaar,

Yeh dekh Nanny ne darwaaze pe GODREJ * ka lock diya maar

Tommy ke gundo ne kar diya shuru MoJo pe atyachaar,

Mojo hua Tommy kii nafrat ka shikaar

Mojo ne khai maar, aur dard utha Jenny ke dil mein bharmaar,

Issi ko to kehte hain. . . Ishq Mohobbat Pyaar

Mojo in pain

Yaha MoJo kha raha tha maar

Aur wahaan Tommy kar raha tha iss Love story kii Sad Ending tayyar,

MoJo ke bacchne ke lag rahe the naa koi bhi aasaar,

Itne mein aaya JERRY banke Ishwar kaa avtaar,

He started Beating (Read Biting) the hell out of the gunde Chaar

Kamzor MoJo mein bhar aaya naya Josh,

Jerry Mojo ne milkar uda diye sab gundo ke hosh

Ab MoJo Jerry kii thi GODREJ * lock pe nazar,

Par Godrej ke taale pe tha unka Josh bhi beassar,

Itne mein padi Tommy pe unki nazar,

Dum daba ke bhaag raha tha woh kaayar

Tommy ko bhagta dekh, Nanny na mila paayi MoJo se nazar,

Khol diya usne taala aur kar liya yeh swikaar

MoJo Jenny hain doggies mein Heer Ranjha Mere yaar,

Pucho Jerry ko beech mein laakar aisi kya shiksha di?

Bas. . .

Maine Pyaar Kiya ke saath saath Sholay bhi dikhla dii

* Godrej Locks are available at RMMPL. Contact Mr. Varun Murdia

Mojo Jenny: An Eternal Love story Continues. . .

Jenny jab hui MoJo se far

Jenny ne kar diya Nanny ko lalkaar,

Khana nahi khaya usne din chaar

Jenny hui bimaar,

Nanny hui lachaar

Phir bhi nanny ne nahi maani haar,

Aur padoos ke kutte Tommy se kar diya Jenny se rishte ka izhaar

Jab MoJo ko pahucha yeh dukhad samachaar,

Usne kii request Tommy se puure aath(8) baar

Par Tommy nikla AMRISH PURI ka rishtedaar,

Jenny ke ghar ke baahar laga diye usne jangali kutte (Bodyguards) Chaar

Mojo ne bhi kar liya Tommy ka Challenge swikaar,

Tommy: Kutto ka Mogambo

What Follows will be "The Baap of all Love Stories" mere yaar

Now let me switch over to my matrabhasha Hindi. . .Kyunki bhavnaye apni maatrabhasha mein behtar zaahir hoti hain. Aur ab hum jo baat karnejaa rahe, usse apne zehen mein mehsuus karne ke liye in bhavnao ka samajhna bahut jaroori hain. . .

Yeh bhavnaye jo kii hain Mojo kii, Jenny kii. . .

Mojo Jenny: An Eternal Love Story

Ek Macchar aur MoJo kii ho gayi shaadi

Ek Raat mein ho gayi macchar kii barbaadi,

Bechaari macchar ka badluck bhi khota tha

Humara MoJo Goodnight laga ke sota tha,

MoJo hua depressed,

Kyunki Macchar nahi thi Goodnight fumes se impressed,

Mojo ne kii God se Puuja

Aur maanga Koi aur Duuja,

Lagne lagi viraan zindagaani

Tabhi aayi baaju waali nanny ke ghar doggie Jenny,

Lagne Lagi phir Khushaal Zindagani,

"Never Loose Hope" is the Moral of the Kahani

MoJo : Love @ First Sight

MoJo ne kiya Jenny se pyaar ka ikraar

Nanny ne lagaayi Jenny ko zor se fatkaar,

Pyaar ke dushman duniya waalo ne kar diya MoJo ke Jenny se far

Mojo hua laachaar; He took out the car and went to the bar

Uss din gham ne pilayi Mojo ko beer Chaar

Aur bill aaaya Hazaar

Ab puchoge, aage kya hua mere yaar?

Abhi nahi. . .

Wait karo tum Next Post tak mere yaar. .